It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what
happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go ToSchool For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The
Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this
Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places
with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then
I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im
Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the
Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's
hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You.
Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just
may be Eternity before "Oh Joseph, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One
Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!you know you're a true Jonas bros fan when..

- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know what fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NICK J.. IS off the chain.
- jobromance?! You wish you could have one of those..
- You can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have Joe’s 'the CD is out' dance memorized down to the cape
- when Joe did 'the look' on bonus Jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- You wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on Joe’s birthday You threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange Gatorade.
- star bucks, 2 miles! ['nuff said]
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall. [Again, 'nuff said]
- If you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes [bless him.]
- Since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do. Maybe a little less, but almost.
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the Jonas brothers 'bonus Jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- For some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. Baby bottle pops, Butterfingers Cotton candy. Screwdrivers and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
-even your family can sing the words to at least one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! Everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! And poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the Jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. [SOS, Hold On, Year 3000]
- You ARE dj danger
- Joe has no anger problems he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving Kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be Johnny depp as jack sparrow playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- The JB's routine before a show you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'Joe hawk' but the new hair is cute too
- sometimes you just like to listen to the *sigh* songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the Jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote Joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in Oklahoma, just because Joe exclaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot just because they badmouthed JB
- Joe said the world is only covered in 70% water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with Joe 100%
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the Jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- Frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the *tight pants* look
- you remember the days back when Kevin was a complete nerd, and Joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- you think it's deadly hilarious that Kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that Joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words out loud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since Kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO